A:Ahem...uh,sir,I beg your pardon...Uh,mister,are you waiting to buy a ticket for the movie?
B:What's it look like, lady? This is the ticket line I'm standing in,isn't it?
A:Well, yes ,it is ,but...
B:So , what's your beef anyway ,lady?
A:You just cut into line,in front of me and everyone else, that's what! Go take your place back at the end of the line,like every- one else !
B:Oh sure,lady, and fat chance I'd get a ticket before they're sold out. I'm staying right here, understand? So be a nice lady and butt out !
A:Just what gives you the right... ?
B:Because I'm no sucker;only suckers go to the end of the line. It's as simple as that ,lady.
A:Well ,you're no gentleman ,either.
B:Okay,lady,just to show what a gentleman I really am,l'll let you go in front of me. Now ,just buy your ticket and shut your trap , will you,lady?
A:Whew ! I got the last one. This must be my lucky day !
B:What was that you just said? Last one...? Hey,they've closed the ticket window !
A:Yes ,I'm afraid I bought the last ticket,and to think,if you hadn't been such a gentleman. . .
B:Lady! This is unfair! I've been cheated! I was in line before you.That should have been my ticket !Come on , hand it over,lady!
A:Gentlemanl Hahl Fat chance! Hah! Eat your heart out,suck-er! Hah!