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每日一句 8 2014-12-02
Being simple is not settling for less, it is being satisfied with having just enough. Having enough is not longing for more, it is being content with ...
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Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go. They merely determine where you start. 你的现状不能决定你的未来,只能决定你的起点。 ...
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每日一句 7 2014-11-30
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. 如果你想要 ...
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每日一句 6 2014-11-29
Sometimes, smiles are like band-aids. They cover up the pain but it still hurts. 有时,微笑就像创可贴,虽然掩盖住了伤口,但是依然感觉到痛。 ...
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Life always has many things to bring you down. But, what can really bring you down is that you don't manage your attitude. 生命中有很多事情足以把你 ...
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Happiness isn't about getting what you want. It's about loving and being grateful for what you have received. 幸福不是你想要什么,而是带着爱和感恩珍 ...
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蝶非蝶花非花 2012-7-8 13:08
英语大荟萃+英语乌龙极短篇2 http://home.ebigear.com/blog-3309277-62499.html 猪或女巫 Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If on ... ...
蝶非蝶花非花 2012-7-2 21:54
英语大荟萃 3
http://home.ebigear.com/blog-3309277-62956.html

经典笑话:吵架      夫妻吵架,妻子愤怒地嚷到:"我嫁给魔鬼也比嫁给你强!"
"这不可能,因为近亲禁止通婚。"
蝶非蝶花非花 2012-4-20 12:50
经典笑话:条件所限 一损友在电脑上看《午夜凶铃》,外人问:电脑效果差,怎么不用VCD?
  答:你不知,电脑屏幕小,贞子爬不出来……
http://home.ebigear.com/blog-3309277-62956.html
蝶非蝶花非花 2012-4-12 02:45
经典笑话:谁是流氓   老万上火车时,前面是一个年青姑娘,背着一个大背包,穿着很窄的一步裙,车厢的阶梯很陡,姑娘几次抬腿都因一步裙卡住大腿而迈不上去。后面的人急着上车,都乱挤乱嚷嚷开了,姑娘一急,伸手到后面解一颗一步裙的扣子,还是迈不上去,一连解了三颗仍然上不去,跟在后面的老万急了,抱住姑娘的腰把她推了上去,可姑娘一上车就回过头来骂了一句:“流氓!”老万一脸冤屈地说:“流氓?我还没说你呢,你把我裤子前面的扣子全都解开了,你才是流氓呢!” ... ...
mr_tse 2012-4-7 05:01
你在说我嘛
蝶非蝶花非花 2012-4-5 12:17
经典笑话:一个懒人 从前,有一个人很懒,不爱劳动所以家里很穷。有一天这个人躺在床上睡觉,进来一个小偷,这个小偷看到什么也没有就想出去,忽然床上的懒人说:“请把门带上!”
蝶非蝶花非花 2012-3-24 04:00
经典笑话:世界上就有两个国家  小毛上幼儿园了,有一天,老师问:谁知道世界上有多少个国家啊?
  小毛说:我知道!
  老师说:那你说说都有哪些国家。
  小毛说:有两个国家,就是中国和外国!
蝶非蝶花非花 2012-3-23 06:14
经典笑话:最爱银儿 一个富翁有三个儿子,老大叫仁儿、老二叫义儿,小的叫银儿。
一天,三个儿子在一起厮打起来,富翁急忙让人保护小儿子。他说:
“仁义有什么可惜的,我最爱的是银儿呀!”
蝶非蝶花非花 2012-3-14 05:18
经典笑话:工作难找,一女生只说了三字即被录取! 某公司招聘,几百大学生争相自报家门:“我北大”“我交大”“我浙大”“我电大”。。。。。   突然   一女生响亮声起:“我波大”!   董事长一拍桌说:就是你了!   事后,董事长叫该女生到其私人办公室   关上门窗   拉上窗帘 他说:你波大,拿出来看看 该女生不慌不忙。。。拿出“宁波大学”的毕业文凭~~~ ... ...
蝶非蝶花非花 2012-1-22 11:02
龙年吉祥 新年快乐! :)
蝶非蝶花非花 2011-12-17 05:55
经典笑话:不穿内裤 某国国民不穿内裤,国王以干净和暖和鼓励大家穿。一农民解大便,因不习惯未脱内裤,解毕回头看,地上什么也没有,心想果然干净,再坐下后,屁股热乎乎的,心想果然暖和.
mr_tse 2011-11-24 07:34
you so funny
蝶非蝶花非花 2011-11-24 06:48
经典笑话:One hundred percent Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?

Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!
蝶非蝶花非花 2011-11-3 05:20
Hello ! What are you doing right now ? Are you memorizing vocabulary ?
wwwmmm 2011-5-23 06:55
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